For me personally, the only real option is this classic Yanni banger, the official soundtrack to British air travel: For reasons secret to himself, Nate wants the lost guitar solo from the Grandstand theme:
Sin suggests another classic song from British aviation history: Graham demands the theme song from Alan Cumming’s airline sitcom, The High Life:
“There is only one song that I could loop forever,” says Craig Pearson. “I’ve used it to clear my head of other songs that were stuck in there.” If you’re a purist who’d rather your replacement loop also be short, Alice Bee says “the breakdown from S Club Party just about fits”:
If you’re looking for actual suggestions, not just people pissing about with jokes from old British TV shows, Katharine has you covered - and with Spotify links. “Put the Threes music to it,” she says. Or Untitled Goose Game’s playful piano. “Or for some more manic energy,” Pikuniku music. Or a chocobo choon. Though ultimately she says, “Surely the only answer is:” One thing is clear: if you don’t sit there listening to music repeat for all 91GB, you’re a coward. If you turn your sound off or even step away from your PC, you might as well uninstall it.