In this sweltering heat (hello to other countries, congrats on not being here, for many reasons) these fees have near bankrupted me, and only partly because I’m still weaning myself off Workers & Resources. I’ve retreated to something more inviting. A little place that doesn’t charge me upfront, but eases me into a seat and sprays a cooling mist in my face. Legion War is all my brain can handle right now, is what I’m getting at. I covered Legion war for Unknown Pleasures a few years ago, and now that it’s got a full release I’m glad to see even that recommendation was if anything underselling it. But what exactly is it? Well. It’s a wargame. No, really. Don’t let the cute art, chunky UI, or the fact that one faction’s frontline soldiers are hamsters fool you. Legion War has some solid chops even if those chops are lean and carved into smiley faces. It’s about building from one little number-spewing castle into an unstoppable force of conquest, by balancing the numbers of a very abstracted economy and carefully curating the right military units. There’s no city founding, only capture of existing castles and supporting sites. Each castle pumps out gold, research, and industry, and gains its own XP over time, periodically unlocking a slot for a new building or upgrading an existing one. Buildings can increase production of those resources, or grant more mana or serve to increase the odds you’ll find a special item, or allow you to recruit mercenaries if you’ve also captured a mercenary base somewhere. Or they could act as military bases, increasing your unit cap based on how many villages are nearby, or spot hostile units, or absorb more damage and heal friendly units more efficiently. Even the basic base upgrading thus lends itself to countless micro-decisions that over time can make for dramatically different abilities. Gold is used mostly for upgrading buildings, but also recruiting troops and buying magic items from the market. Items themselves offer still more differentiation, allowing your heroes to stand out a bit more. But even once your handful of hero units are kitted out, the leftover crap is worth collecting as you can add it to the template for one of your mundane units, modifying their abilities instead in exchange for a higher production cost. Even without those items, you’ll be upgrading your units en masse on a per-type basis using industry points. Instead of picking bonuses for individual units as they level up (they do gain XP, but levels simply increase their numbers automatically, making experienced units desirable without requiring micromanagement), those industry points unlock your choice of specialisations for a whole troop type. Most of these choices are exclusive, so once you’ve committed to making your archers better damage dealers, you’ve sealed off the chance to make them more durable, but later choices might let you mitigate that, or double down on their specialty, or add a secondary effect to their special attack. And that’s if you touch archers at all. You might instead invest your industrial hammers in upgrading your expensive support class or magician, or give a few upgrades to all your unit types for a more broad military strategy. Each unit type was already faction-specific though, making each of these decisions heavily variable even before considering your opponents’ factions, or how they’ve tailored their own dudes. Factions lean towards archetypes but with room to breathe, be it by upgrading troops a certain way or favouring different types. The undead, as you’d probably expect, tend towards weaker but much cheaper units (some of their options even push this further, making skeletons more fragile but extremely bargainous), and support mages who can turn the tombstones left behind by any dead soldier into more underlings, and special attacks that weaken and prep enemies for follow up attacks. Where they capitalise on overwhelming and building momentum, the animal faction are more tactical, with troops that perform better when given a turn to cycle on the front line, and spells based around placing temporary totems on the map. The wood-and-brass robots are very expensive but hardy and able to self-repair, and more about positioning and map control, with spells that launch bombs and fire around to trammel enemies into position, and unit attacks that knock them around and into each other for extra damage. I mentioned spells a few times there, because that’s another layer still: each faction constantly generates mana too, to power its own unique set of spells, which can be upgraded with research points… or you can direct that research into military or economic upgrades instead. There are yet more layers, as hero units are faction-specific too, and have their own, more traditional (though partly randomised) levelling up system, as well as access to cross-faction mercenary heroes, and depending on the map you might capture shrines or undersea cities, each with another set of units again to layer into all of this. When I lay it all out at once, it sounds overwhelming. But Legion War’s great strength is its approachability. It’s one of few strategy games that even a fairly inexperienced player could dive right into and learn as they go with a reasonable degree of confidence. From the very earliest turns when there’s almost no decision making at all, to the middle parts where you’re frantically rushing your one-note army from crisis to crisis, to the later stages where you’re confidently deploying troops and spells to counter a specific target, it’s a game whose complexities reveal themselves by degrees. Particularly with the guidance switched on, it’s always clear when there’s something to do, and when it’s time to move to the next turn. Although there are loads of possibilities in total, you never need to worry about more than a couple of them at once. And it’s always time to be expanding and fighting and recruiting. If you can afford something, you probably won’t go wrong by paying for it now. It’s both a lot more hefty than it looks, and every bit as… well, casual. That’s an unfortunately loaded term in many game circles, but Legion War has definitely taken some cues from a particular kind of ‘casual’ games that are anything but. If I had to reduce it I’d say that high level play probably comes down to understanding how to get the numbers to multiply, and learn the patterns that build a kind of perpetual-motion army/economy. But isn’t that most RPGs, really? And a sizeable plurality of strategy games? It takes all that sometimes cold, impersonal… maths, but then makes the details significant enough to be interesting, and gives you just the right amount of control. All with personality, too. The cute style falls short of full cutesy, but, well. These are some cute armies, I won’t lie. There’s a faction that fields cats and rifle-toting rabbits. You might open a box and have a cowboy jump out. I’ve had my ancient, spectral reaper, scourge of humankind and conquerer of multiple cities, get peaked by a smiling penguin. It’s disarming, but makes them no less formidable as enemies. Those enemies will fight each other too, thankfully. Letting them keep each other in check is key, and the closest it ever gets to diplomacy. Legion War is all war all the time. More is always better, and plateau phases are few and brief. But you should take care not to put yourself between multiple rivals. Probably my most successful campaign was as the undead, against three random AIs who happened to all be human, all fighting across the sea for a central island. As I marched another army south across the ice, I encountered remnants of two sides who’d been at each other’s throats while I crushed my first neighbour, and realised I was essentially playing the white walkers against three stupid human jerks all killing each other for me. It’s a nice change from everyone singling you out no matter what. It’s always a nice moment when the rogue who leapt from the shadows to stab your death knight runs into a common enemy and gets cut in half. Less nice is its habit of under-explaining some things. While the translation is generally fine, and broad strokes are easy to learn, the detailed information is often buried away in disparate encyclopedia screens with little cross-linking. A few turn summary screens wouldn’t go amiss, particularly when it comes to recognising what spells were cast and which units died (cameras zooming in on the wrong thing when units fight or die has been a weirdly common issue with games these last few years. Just me?) . Oh, and a couple of random events are crap. Legion War occupies a strange position. It’s something I can recommend to a broad audience, while also fulfilling a niche. Sometimes you want a big ol’ war that isn’t mindless, but also doesn’t demand much, or feel tiring to play. A rabbit with a rifle. A cooling mist. I think it will get a harder time than it deserves thanks to surface-level impressions, and as my head think stuff visibly sublimates from my hearing thingies I can confidently say the big words to make reader play the game good.