MarviAkaMarv rode the Rift Herald home. She’s a big ol’ neutral crab you can crush to claim an item that lets you summon her to fight for you. That’s handy, but the summoning item fills the slot normally occupied by your Trinket. So if, in the heat of battle, you fall back on instinct and hit that Trinket key… well, congratulations on your new pet crab. Which I think is what happened here (look, I’m getting back into League after a decade away). The Rift Herald can tear through towers with ease but isn’t likely to last long. Unless you’re very skilled or very lucky to keep damage off her, as happened in this gentle comedy of errors: That’s less than one minute for the team to cut through five towers. It’s only a shame that the Rift Herald died just before completing her magnificent work. Bless. Ah sure, lots could have been done to stop this, but it wasn’t. A daft thing happened, and I am pleased.
